Conductor #1

March 8, 1997

PORT: Navigating Digital Culture

 

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talos.athens: pep

talos.athens: r-u-re-see-ving

Pastor Flash: madness erupts

Pastor Flash: Conductor 1, we have made connection!

Pastor Flash: is there an RA stream?

port 1: Having fun at port....

port 1: Video is much better...

port 1: I can see you cary....

Pastor Flash: I like the new TV screen interface. The audio is good, too.

conductor: hello new world...

Pastor Flash: hello conductor

conductor: may i tell a story?

conductor:

battery2: tell us

conductor:

Pastor Flash: please

talos.athens: tell us a story

Com_Dark3: Com_Dark ready and willing to add its sonic landscape, but we can't get in...

conductor: once when i was younger my cousin jenny was preparing supper (near atlanta georgia in the year 1974)

conductor: jenny was preparing a freshly killed chicken....

conductor: she turned to me and said, "peppermint, you want to play a game?"

conductor: i responded, "sure!"

conductor: she then picked up the dead and de-feathered animal and began to flap its wings and chase me around the house.

conductor: i never ate chicken again.

Pastor Flash: Funny, I have a dairy story very similiar to that. May I tell it?

conductor: please tell it..

Pastor Flash: When I was young, maybe 24 seasons old, my family was living in Beijing, China, while my father studied acupuncture.

Pastor Flash: We were only spending 4 months there, and our home base was in the country, in Virginia. At the time, I had a great love of milk.

conductor: tell us more pastor!

Pastor Flash: We had been in Beijing for over 2 months, and I hadn't had milk for quite a long while. One weekend, when we took a train to see the Great Wall, we stopped into a restraunt.

Pastor Flash: Upon the menu I beheld what I desired; MILK!

conductor: mmmm

Pastor Flash: So i orded a towering glass of what I anticipated to be wonderful white bliss.

Pastor Flash: When they brought the glass, I was so eager for the milk I took a huge gulp.

Pastor Flash: Suddenly my synapses exploded as I was confronted with something which was decidedly un-milk-like.

Pastor Flash: To my dismay, this "milk" was curdled and warm, quite opposite what I desired.

Pastor Flash: Immediately I burst into tears, ran out of the resteraunt and disgorged the putrid mouthful. I've never liked milk since.

battery2: Conductor- How would you have felt if we had brought you a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

conductor: that was a very good story. the wet cement of youth!

Pastor Flash: thank you conductor!

remo: conductor, this is your pixie twin in candyland. do you think the chicken is overwhelmed by the size of your...sink?

conductor: pixie twin how are things there in that place you are in?

remo: they are cold and snowy. i wish i could hear what you're saying to the chicken

conductor: maybe you can...

remo: where's your pal and harriet the spy?

conductor: harriet is amongst us SOMEWHERE...

remo: i think i might see her

battery2: the spy is watching

conductor: how are *things at PORT*?

Pastor Flash: Pastor Flash, signing off!

Pastor Flash: Fare thee well, children of the boundry!

battery2: In fact, there are lots of spies but no one knows exactly what to see

conductor: pixie twin - talas - rose - com dark - battery 2 - SO HAPPY YOU COULD COMPLETE THE CIRCUIT.

talos.athens: hap-less-cheek-one-con-duss-have-less

remo: conductor, i can hear you

Com_Dark3: we are happy to be in the brosdcast buisness

conductor: i would like to know some things that may help. some things from all of you...

conductor: where does one go or how does one conduct when the days have plans to DROP you.

conductor: ????

conductor: ????

conductor: how is it you arrive to essence and or base?

remo: conductor, there is a little girl here acting like a chicken

conductor: it is late in the century and the chicken wants to know what might happen...

remo: you are such an inspiration

talos.athens: alk-a-line-x-pear-e-essence

conductor: when i contact chicken what is it i will say?

talos.athens: flight-desire-flight

battery2: what happened with last week egg?

Com_Dark3: If this is spring break, is this spring chicken break?

conductor: talos can we see your talos?

battery2: what are talos?

conductor: rose, do you have chat?

battery2: sorry I figured out already

talos.athens: u-r-seeing-talos

conductor: rose try and reduce your your transmission to 40kps

conductor: i see talos but, i want to see more. i always want to see more....

talos.athens: the men behind the curtain?

conductor: what kinds of things will put an eye(i) out?

remo: a backback suspended from the ceiling

talos.athens: felling down on sharp object

conductor: what are sharp object? objects of desire?

battery2: the emperor's new clothing

talos.athens: lifes sharp object

talos.athens: object of being

conductor: how may a circuit be completed late 20th century when there are so many things that could potentially put out your eye(i)?

talos.athens: bl(i)nd-ness-circ-istry

conductor: battery2, could you guys invade the physical circuit for a couple of minutes?

battery2: things will put your eye out sharp objects will always appear. don't fight it that is completion

conductor: tell me more about completion battery2...

talos.athens: con-str-uct-own-eye(i)-ness-ity

battery2: sharp=dull=sharp=nothing

conductor: talos , what happened? i though you were such a good little boy. now look at you all loosely associated and deconstructed... what happened? where is the build up?

battery2: nothing is complete without putting out some eyes

talos.athens: eye(i) have seen association and construction...I have seen the buildup...It is not completion...only completeness...not happened, but happening...

conductor: battery, what happens when everything is so sharp? where are the dull things and or moments i want to be HYPER DULL LATE 20TH CENTURY...

remo: life is a series of dull moments for some chickens

battery2: are we always defined by difference? dull, because we are NOT sharp?

remo: but i guess we're all just waiting for that phonecall

conductor: talos you said, "not happened but, happening", explain in 10 words or less.

remo: difference is constructed by teh people in charge

battery2: who are the people in charge?

talos.athens: intersection of ch(i)ck-in + arm = possess-un via sharpness-(dullness)

conductor: i though you were the ones IN CHARGE?

talos.athens: we are...but not of ourselves...

Com_Dark3: charged with distruction

conductor: who are you? explain this to me? i am contacting chicken...

remo: we are not in charge only the white guys

Com_Dark3: small children eat chicken

talos.athens: charged with sharpness-dullness

Com_Dark3: small chickens eat children

conductor: you mean the illuminated like that book by walter bejamin?

Com_Dark3: dull chikens eat white guys charged with children

Com_Dark3: contact the white guy in charge of chiken

talos.athens: ask the chicken conductor

remo: conductor, what is the chicken resisting?

battery2: com dark, i don't think anyone is IN CHARGE of the chicken

Com_Dark3: ask the childrens chicken conductor

Com_Dark3: the chicken is charged with children

conductor: the chicken is resisting change. i am sure of it. it wants to hold fast to what has been proven and or perceieved as constant thus proof that there is truth...

talos.athens: as is the chicken so are we all in hapless charge of ourselves and each other, but never remembering that association..

battery2: resistance to change may be like resistance to the completion discussed earlier

Com_Dark3: resiting change? the chicken is change.

battery2: conductor, do you mean that the chicken is proving or disproving Truth?

conductor: talos, I WANT to remember the association.

conductor: battery2, i mean the chicken is remembering the association(s)

talos.athens: arm coming down sharply on chicken is chickens only association with truth....

conductor: i am calling the chicken(this is where) i(eye) am calling from...

conductor: talos, is the arm coming down on chicken truth or is the chicken coming up against the arm truth?

talos.athens: con-duct-surely you are right as in our own reflection it is not coming but rising against arm truth

conductor: or is there truth in these divisions of frames AM I MORE REAL THAN YOUR MOTHER or THE CHARACTERS on 90210? what is my name? what is your name? do we remember things by letters and numbers? can we remember anything? or do we recall things selectively like history and then shape 'em for the dynamic presentation or re-telling?

remo: forgetting is an act of aggression

talos.athens: frames of truth selectively being dynamically re-told? I really like this...

battery2: forgetting is an act of survival

battery2: is it re-re-remembering or re-re-re-forgetting?

talos.athens: selective truth as survival?

remo: selective truth hides the real truth. who gets to do the selecting?

battery2: selective truth as seduction

conductor: i am contacting the chicken now.... with questions as to SELECTIVE TRUTH AS SEDUCTION.

talos.athens: we will perform virtual hammering of chicken part as you do this conductor...and thanks you

Com_Dark2: telophone chicken?

battery2: chicken is the master of selective truth as seduction.

conductor: what is this virtual hammering? i would rather see things UNDERWEAR.

battery2: chicken seduces through barnyard philosophy.

conductor: what is the philosophy of barnyard?

battery2: the redundant construction of attractive mannerisms of the basic...

conductor: how can i be basic? would that improve the quality of my seduction?

battery2: stating necessary things prior to reproduction

battery2: harriet is BACK and she says that the arm coming down on chicken is OPPRESSION

Com_Dark2: the basic mannerisms of the barnyard are best illustrated by the suduction of the chicken

conductor: what are the necessary things?

battery2: the things we need to do to get what we want badly enough to do them without thinking...chicken is ahead of us here....

conductor: is not the chicken slaughter just the creative expression of the oppressor? can the oppressive not be beautiful artists?

battery2: then what can the oppressed's expression be??>

remo: conductor, i never knew you thought klling is creative

conductor: the expression of the repressed is the inherent values of MEDIUM i am oppressed in this box....

conductor: i am medium.

remo: the oppressors are only beautiful artists to one another

battery2: does that make the oppressor's expressions unmediated?

battery2: is this art BEAUTIFUL?

Com_Dark2: oppression of your chicken is creative expression of your own oppression?

conductor: the oppressors are response the subversive are considered...

conductor: i think the beautiful things hurt.

Com_Dark2: subversive chickens oppress the nation.

conductor: in response is there medium?

battery2: beauty and make your teeth hurt unless you don't have any...chicken wins again!

conductor: i have to ask the chicken what is beautiful...

battery2: harriet wants you to please clarify, conductor

Com_Dark2: the medium of opressioon is the response to it subversion

battery2: if the oppressors are beautiful artists, then what is the meaning of art.

remo: subversion dies not create oppression

remo: does not dies

Com_Dark2: subversion of the truth can cause our oppresion

conductor: the chicken thinks the beautiful things arrive at a cost.

battery2: if the chicken were to think its oppression was beautiful, wouldn't that be somehow enjoying it?

battery2: harriet thinks oppresion is not expresion but accumulation.

Com_Dark2: the beauty of the chicken costs the chicken it's life

conductor: the chicken wants to pay this cost in order to know dynamics

remo: thta's what the ideology of the oppressors wants the oppressed to believe - that is is self chosen (pixie agrees with harriet)

battery2: chicken has many lives, that's the beauty of chicken

Com_Dark2: chicken as a medium my have many lives but this chicken only has one. but this chicken has a waranty

battery2: only one life to you.

talos.athens: chicken is targeted

conductor: with validation is there not the necessity of pain? when we all hum to the same frequency then how can we distinguish tone? congnizance comes at cost of hurt. sharp pain. woops i almost put an (i)eye out.....

battery2: harriet: conductor, this "cost" may be life or having many eyes put out with no choice in direction.

Com_Dark2: were not here right now please leave a mesage at the beep. Beep Beep Chicken

battery2: harriet: conductor, that would leave the oppressed without pain, unvalidated, incognizant. i'm not sure what i think of thisl.

talos.athens: tone deaf costing life sharp pain is distinguished in agony of cognizance...

conductor: i am only repeating the FEED BACK of chicken. i am not IN CHARGE here...

conductor: FEED BACK

talos.athens: we are fed...

conductor: FEED BACK

Com_Dark2: i am fed

battery2: chicken gives feed back

Com_Dark2: feed me

battery2: regurgitation or something more elegant?

Com_Dark2: checken feed gives back

conductor: i am going to call the chicken one last time and get some FEED BACK...

talos.athens: is chicken fed?...boxsome worriedness

Com_Dark2: feed the chicken

Com_Dark2: feed me the chicken

Com_Dark2: feed me to the chicken

battery2: in this case we feed the chicken

battery2: see the chicken comes to feed us

Com_Dark2: i see the chicken feed the chicken

battery2: we are chicken feed for the chicken

talos.athens: feed each other...campaign for shutdown

Com_Dark2: feed eachother chicken

talos.athens: feed each other feed

Com_Dark2: checken eachother into feed

conductor: in the future maybe i will see you all again in a series of frames and movements....

talos.athens: smile for publicity conductor...please....

Com_Dark2: will will miss our great conductor, all hail the all encompasing great master of the chickens

talos.athens: hold please

battery2: chicken must feel this is very superficial

Com_Dark2: i need the chicken

Com_Dark2: i need the chicken

you are here: con

you are here:

Com_Dark2: i need the chicken

talos.athens: thanks you conductor..pleasure frames and movement cherish them with numbers...

Com_Dark2: i am the chicken

battery2: codfish are a better source of protein

Com_Dark2: feed me to the chicken

Com_Dark2: codfish don't live in a box

you are here: conductor, can you see the pixie?

battery2: yes they do

conductor: PORT i hope all is / went well...

you are here: all is well

battery2: haven't you heard of aquaculture?

conductor: until next session....

Com_Dark2: good bye from the broadcast medium....

you are here: pixie says she is going on the road to nowhere

battery2: chicken doesn't even know this is ending.

battery2: we are pretending this is ending, chicken knows better

you are here: do we ever no when it is ending

you are here: know not no

battery2: we always know

battery2: that's one of our flaws

Com_Dark2: I need a chicken

conductor: talos, goodbye to you and your enigmatic transmission(s)

you are here: we are closing now goodbye and thanks

talos.athens: not goodbye...but godspeed

battery2: bye pixie and everyone else

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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